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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Who's Bad?

It's a great thing speaking a language which uses an alphabet used by some 42 other distinct languages. Lots of room for unexpected, and often entertaining, mixups.

Wait a minute. Which door should you use if you've been good?

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

One thousand Rhode Islands

And here we thought that the State of Rhode Island was being euphemistic--quaint, even--in calling itself an island. But it turns out that the whole island thing is true (sort of). In any case, H and I discovered that the thousand islands (of salad dressing fame) and Rhode Island have a little competition going on that most of us in North America have been blissfully unaware of...

Poor, poor, confused Swedes. Providence is a place--not something that happens to your salad.

Incidentally, that is indeed the real recipe for Swedish Rhodeisland dressing. The guy behind the counter at the cafe where we saw this pot was positively adamant that I write down the ingredients. Not that they're weird or anything--the ingredients, I mean.

In any case, I did my best to doll up the recipe card a bit, but let's face it, my recipe cards have nothing on the real deal. (You absolutely must click that link. When H and I first found that site we laughed so hard our abs hurt for two days. Humor as workout.) Weight Watchers has evidently evidently been the reigning champion of bizzaro diet plans for decades, though North Beach is definitely giving them a run for their money.

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Time-travel updates

J has been writing a lot of pre-dated material recently, since we want this blog to serve not only as an entertaining update for our readers, but as a record of our adventures for ourselves. We therefore attempt to date our posts not according to when we write them, but according to when the subject matter happened. For much of our material, of course, it doesn't much matter, but for some it does.

So you don't miss a single exciting word, we've prepared a little summary of the pre-dated material that J's been working on. Organized in chronological order:

(1) During January, J attended the wedding of a college roommate in Long Beach, CA. There, he amused himself photographing the real bearded Santas who had gathered for a convention.

(2) You may remember that upon his arrival, J bestowed upon Sweden a prestigious award for the Most Apt Method for Dispensing Soap--a method perhaps better known as "soap dispenser as teat." We now have a photo of this breakthrough Swedish soap delivery system.

(3) During the first weekend in February, H & J went on an overnight Swedish booze cruise. Surreal? If you have to ask, you obviously haven't read about what happened to us.

(4) On Valentine's Day, H & J attended a dinner at the Stockholm Stadshuset (City Hall), hosted by the Mayor of Stockholm. We learned more than we expected about the state of the art in Swedish livestock management.

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Friday, February 23, 2007

Friday ritual found

J and I like doing something together on Friday. In Boston, we found our "Gateway to the Weekend" at Baptiste Yoga, and in Montréal we started celebrating Shabbat together. While we now both treasure our Shabbat dinners together, we also found that we missed getting out and about together on Fridays. Enter Carla and her café:

The first bite of the blueberry pie is free, but trust me, you'll come back for more...

We found Carla's Café (Surbrunnsgatan 37) on our way home from paying February's rent, and have been back every week since. The chalkboard outside tells you what's on tap for the day, and the meal is always followed by coffee and, for J and me, a nice long chat. We're not quite sure what the key to our affection is, the tasty fare (chicken breast with avocado pesto and sundried tomato on a bed of couscous salad is one of our current faves) or the warm atmosphere that Carla has created.

We also like the fact that Carla lets us behind the counter if we ask really nicely.

We'll be visiting Gothenburg this Friday, but we'll be with Carla in spirit, since she's made some restaurant recommendations for us. But maybe we'll need to break with tradition and visit Carla earlier in the week...

What do you get...

When you cross a lovely Swedish church steeple...

A house of God upon Earth...

...with a lovely New England barn? (There will be a quiz.)

A house for critters, creatures, and John Deeres.

Drum roll, please...

What should we call it? A starn or a beeple? I like beeple, myself.

What are those little fins for? Is it a rocket-powered beeple?

To get the ball rolling on having beeple enrolled in the OED, I'll be the first one to use it in a sentence: "We were all having a grand old time at Sven's hoedown when a few cows set up a great ruckus over by the beeple. We thought that the rapture was at hand until we found out that it was just that the cows had gotten into a patch of milkweed and had gas." Now you try.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

The Music Genome Project

Say--like me--that you like laid-back funk-, soul-, and jazz-inspired electronic groove music with smooth vocals and layered rhythm arrangements. Something like, oh I don't know, Release 1.0 by Doctor Jazz's Universal Remedy. Or perhaps The Brand New Heavies' All About the Funk. Well and good, but how can I find other music that's similar to the music I already know I like? While one answer would be to ask advice of someone who knows a lot about music (hat tip to AM for this link), there's also the web 2.0 answer. Enter the Music Genome Project:

Together we set out to capture the essence of music at the most fundamental level. We ended up assembling literally hundreds of musical attributes or "genes" into a very large Music Genome. Taken together these genes capture the unique and magical musical identity of a song - everything from melody, harmony and rhythm, to instrumentation, orchestration, arrangement, lyrics, and of course the rich world of singing and vocal harmony. It's not about what a band looks like, or what genre they supposedly belong to, or about who buys their records - it's about what each individual song sounds like.
Based upon this work, the project leaders have set up the site, Pandora. Enter the name of an artist, or even a single song title, and listen to a stream of titles which have a similar genetic constitution, musically speaking. Check it out. The worldwide web and the whole wide world have in common--apart from boasting the initials WWW--at least the fact that they contain a lot worth discovering.

Oh, and I think I should mention how I happened upon Pandora. I'm trying out StumbleUpon, which lets internauts become daring explorers, silent observers, or both. Official glossy-pamphlet literature:
What is StumbleUpon?
StumbleUpon helps you discover and share great websites. As you click [the Stumble! icon], we deliver high-quality pages matched to your personal preferences. These pages have been explicitly recommended by your friends or one of 1,902,465 other websurfers with interests similar to you. Rating these sites you like automatically shares them with like-minded people – and helps you discover great sites your friends recommend.

How Does it Work?
StumbleUpon uses [up/down] ratings to form collaborative opinions on website quality. When you stumble, you will only see pages which friends and like-minded stumblers have recommended. This helps you discover great content you probably wouldn't find using a search engine.
Good travels!

C-S-what?

J has asked me on several occasions to post about my experience studying here in Stockholm, but I haven't found much blog-worthy in my studies. However, today at the end of my class, two students stood up and asked the class to complete a survey for their course on Corporate Social Responsibility (CSR). I wondered if they had heard of Survey Monkey, but having been in their shoes in the past, I diligently put down my head and answered the somewhat inane questions.

I was interrupted from checking off the little boxes by a fellow exchange student who is studying at a prestigious American MBA program: "What's CSR policy?" I paused for a second, wondering if he was looking for an example or if he didn't know what CSR was, so I responded, "Corporate Social Responsibility policy." He accepted the answer and turned back to his survey.

I chose the MBA program at McGill because I believed the program embraced the perspectives of students, like myself, who have interests which lie outside the mainstream of business thought and practice. Three semesters into a North American MBA program, though, one begins to wonder whether anything matters except accounting, finance, or one's facility with PowerPoint, and so I finished the McGill portion of my studies last December uncertain as to McGill's commitment to CSR. But this bald question, "What is CSR policy?" affirmed my initial intuition about McGill. Depending on the circumstances, I find myself arguing both for and against corporate activities executed under the banner of social responsibility, but one way or another, at least I know and my fellow McGillians know what CSR is and where to go for further support.

Is there a hands-down winner in North American B-schools?

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

She who asks, gets

Sergei Prokofiev's (1891-1953) Romeo and Juliet (1936) delighted us at the Kungliga Baletten (Swedish Royal Ballet) last night, but my personal favorite moment of the evening came during the first intermission. J wanted to visit the "Golden Salon" on the mezzanine, a reception area that drips with gilding, but we walked down the exterior stairway which brought us directly to the main level. On the main level, we got to appreciate the beauty of the slide we had seen during our first visit to the Operahuset, still lonely and separated from the masses by velvet ropes. After all of the joy of the first act (we left Juliet and her Romeo blushing with their new-found love), I was feeling friendly, and approached the man who was selling programs to inquire about the wonderful slide.

When asked why the slide existed, he said that it was well-used during the children's performances they have at the Operahuset, like a Pippi Longstocking performance they present regularly. I further inquired how or when one might have the opportunity to go down the slide (presuming that he would tell me, "It's just for little people, big girl."), and he said that I might ask the mustachioed man across the lobby to see if I might be able to have my turn that very evening.

The mustachioed man was amused by our love of slides, and even offered to take both of our photos on the way down.

Synthetic fabrics move more quickly and make their wearers decidedly less photogenic on steel slides.

Now that I was blushing even more fiercely than Juliet, J asked to take my photo with Ralle, the man who won my (platonic) affection at the Operahuset.

H with her new friend Ralle. Maybe he'll let J's mom use the slide when she visits in April?

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Our fika with the Swedes

My mother--who has friends absolutely everywhere--recently arranged for H & I to meet with some or her Swedish friends. Well, actually, they're the son and daughter-in-law of her friend's friend, so the relationship was rather more tenuous than one might hope for a first meeting. Still, when you're abroad in a strange land, even the tenuous connections count for something.

We rode one of the metro lines to the very end, got picked up by AB, and drove a few minutes to reach their charming house in the suburbs. Friends of mine will know that I'm not really a fan of the suburbs, and I don't want it to sound like I'm just saying nice things about their home because they feed me coffee and cake. I've nothing against the suburbs per se; it's just that they're not for me. But I can still appreciate what they have to offer.

[Photo of suburbs as seen from the car--forthcoming.]

Too, Swedish suburbs are different. Not only are the houses quite a bit smaller than we've come to expect from North American suburbs, the groupings of houses are organized differently, with much smaller streets and smaller yards. We even heard talk of a "common area"--words anathema to most North American suburbanites.

[Photo of common area--forthcoming.]

We had a wonderful fika with AB & GM, both of whom were funny, warm, and well-traveled. They had even met in Montréal! GM, as it turns out, is Montréalaise. It is indeed a small and curious world.

We also learned that a "traditional" fika requires that you accompany your coffee with seven (count 'em, seven) different kinds of cake. Upon hearing this, H immediately asked where one could go in order to experience the seven-cake splendor of traditional fika. When AB responded, "My mother's house," H seemed a bit crestfallen. I've promised to try to find H a properly traditional café, and if I succeed you can count on hearing about it here.

Dishwashing station at a café which serves "traditional" fika.

While AB works for Ericsson, GM is an artist. I personally think that her use of light is unusually good (she did confess to indulging in photography at one point in her life), but you can judge for yourself.

All in all, we had a wonderful afternoon, and it was pleasant to have an opportunity to converse with real Swedes. While we both appreciate university life, it's sometimes challenging to meet locals. We were most grateful for this chance, and we look forward to our next visit.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

We love them all. Yes, we do.

It's a truism that travel--especially world travel--throws into rather stark relief the fact that one of a culture's most important tasks is to equip each of its members with a constellation of deeply held and yet ultimately contingent prejudices.

There's no accounting for taste. At least, not for that taste.

Yes, it's true. The Aussies--and the Swedes, too--just do things differently. All kinds of things. Quite differently. And they don't seem to think anything of it.

Probably the best place to find telling cultural differences is on television, where all the weirdest assumptions and most scatterbrained entertainment ideas go to die. The only thing that makes any kind of TV programming seem normal is that we're used to it. Take one look at TV programming produced under the auspices of a different scheme of presuppositions and you'll see what I mean. As an example, just stop for a moment and really think about the presuppositions which must underlie this TV spot from Japan.

I don't know about you, but this spot lies way off the track my thoughts usually travel.

After TV, though, the next best place to find cultural cleavages (all puns intended) is in advertising. Which things people want--and often more interestingly, how advertisers try to get people to want them--reveals a great deal about a culture's underlying presuppositions about human nature and the way the world works. It also sometimes startles the unsuspecting visitor.

OK, you've got my attention, but I still don't know what you want me to buy.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Dinner with the ghost of Alfred

Alfred Nobel, that is. As a semi-official representative of... well, I think we have give credit to Canada in this case, H got invited to a dinner party at the Stockholm Stadshuset (City Hall). It took a bit of finagling, but H did manage to procure a ticket for me as well.

I haven't yet figured out how to Photoshop out all of these annoying streetlights.

Although the building serves as the mayoral seat for Stockholm, its global claim to fame is the fact that it hosts the annual Nobel Banquet, during which the year's Nobel Prizes are awarded, excepting only the Nobel Peace Prize, which is awarded in Oslo, Norway. "Why is the Peace Prize different from all the other prizes?" you ask. Well:

The Nobel Peace Prize Award Ceremony takes place in the Oslo City Hall, Norway. Why in Oslo, when all the other Nobel Prizes are awarded in Stockholm, Sweden? You will find the answer in the will of Alfred Nobel, in which he stated that the Nobel Peace Prize is to be awarded by a Committee of five persons elected by the Norwegian Storting or parliament.
So there you have it. Succinct as only the Scandinavians can be.

Although we had been warned about how important it was to have a ticket, there were no uniformed guards, no ushers, no ticket-takers or ticket-checkers of any kind. There was only the administrator from H's program, but the only reason she even knew we were there was because we found her. Anyone could have crashed this party, and I don't doubt that many attendees did. All "official" exchange students (I'm fairly certain that I'm "unofficial") in the city of Stockholm were invited.

The planners had us there by 17:30 "sharp" (the word sharp was actually printed on our invitations), and once they had us there--several hundred people between the ages of 17 and 35 or so--they corralled us behind a colonnade and made us watch them as they finished laying out the buffet. Several hundred hungry young people, and they don't have food, drink, or entertainment of any kind ready for us. The planners evidently examined livestock facilities and behavior in order to derive their fundamental organizing principles.

Moo?

They finish setting out the buffet, all the while looking nervously at the ravening masses behind the barricade. I think some of those poor servers must have thought that we were eying them as if they were dinner. But then, to add stupidity to the mild insult of not even serving us drinks when we arrive (we're guests, remember), they simply drop the rope holding back the deluge, and we hungry hundreds stampede toward the food. I'm sure, strictly in order to impress upon us their vast and utter wisdom, they then prevent us from touching the food. Yes, they permit us into the famed Blue Room (it's actually beautiful red brick, but that's another story), where a veritable veritable smörgåsbord awaits us, only to hold us back with cattle prods and salad tongs. I wouldn't be surprised to later find out that several servers had lost fingers that evening. But the crowning idiocy of the evening--it must be a doozy, eh?--is that they then, at that moment, tried to deliver speeches.

Who knows what they said? Who could hear anything over the onerous rumble of 500 young stomachs? At least no one said anything untoward to the Mayor of Stockholm, who seemed like a generous, affable man.

We were finally allowed to drink, to feast, to make merry. And I finally got to take some photos of the voluminous room with its eerie depths and iconic brickwork.

Well over 20 meters tall...

And we visited the Gold Room as well, famous for its gilded walls and resonant mosaics.

Masonic, alchemical, and mythological references abound.

And I even got a chance to dream a little. I even think that a little Nobel Laureate brain-power must have soaked in, because I've definitely been feeling smarter than usual.

Who's the bald guy who keeps hogging the microphone?

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

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Dear Careful Readers,

You may have noticed--if you've been regular visitors--that our blog has taken on a life of its own and has therefore started to evolve. One change to which I'd like to draw your attention is the addition of a weekly mailing list sign-up, located over on the right-hand sidebar. If you enter your email address, you'll get a weekly (more or less) update of the Truffle Warren... a weekly update as in no more than once every seven days, and nothing but the stubs (approximately the first 750 characters) of all our latest posts.

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Léche-vitrines

Both J and I love learning about a city by walking around, getting a bit lost, and window shopping. While J particularly liked the wall-eyed boy, I was enchanted by these:

That's right, careful readers, these aren't just any office chairs...

Chairs such as these are the reason that I like the French phrase for window shopping, léche-vitrines, which literally translates to licking the windows. These chairs made it clear that they deserved, indeed they demanded, a double take...

The editors have no idea if any snakes or crocodiles were harmed in the manufacture of these chairs.

I'm sure there is nothing like a snake-skin office chair to let your colleagues know that you can be venomous when you so choose. Personally, I think the red crocodile skin might be a bit too fabulous for this ergonomically correct chair. In fact, these chairs are so fabulous that I began to think about what they would really like to be doing right now. (Don't click on the previous link unless you are over 18 years of age and have an excellent sense of humour. And if you do click, watch the movie.)

I had no idea that Swedish design could be so sassy, and I'm positively charmed!

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Who you lookin' at?

So I'm strolling down one of Stockholm's wonderful retail strips, when what should I see in the window, but this:

What? Do you think this hair does itself?

I don't know if earnest, nearsighted, slightly wall-eyed boys who have access to too many hair-styling products are a protected class in Sweden, but evidently they ought to be.

Saturday, February 10, 2007

The layered city

Montréal boasts the largest underground complex in the world, which extends the life of the city deep into the domain of the Canadian winter. When the mercury drops to -35 C, it's still possible to ice-skate indoors, walk along miles of shop-lined thoroughfares, and eat at dozens of restaurants--all without braving the wind-chill.

But the underground city also thickens the physical complexity of the city in an unconventional way. Everyone who knows cities understands the importance of multi-story buildings in providing for additional density. The underground city, however, is more like a street than a skyscraper--it's more for moving about and socializing than for sleeping or working.

The great urbanist Jane Jacobs, in her 1961 magnum opus, The Death and Life of Great American Cities, suggests a distinction between the space in a city occupied by buildings (which I call "blocked space") and the space through which inhabitants may pass freely (which I call "thru-space"). Skyscrapers densify blocked space, but the underground city effectively thickens and enriches Montréal's actively used thru-space. Streets, in Jacobs's analysis, are more important to the life of a city than buildings (I really do encourage reading the whole book--it's one of the best I've ever read), and so making a city's thru-space richer and more complex greatly enhances the quality of life in a city.

Stockholm, without resorting to Montréal's tunnels or Minneapolis' skyways, creatively thickens its thru-space using at least three strategies I've seen:

(1) Bi-level plazas,

We let the buses think they can fly. They may be smug, but at least they're quiet.

(2) Multi-level transport,

Damn! How fast is the subway in Stockholm?

(3) Mysterious bridges. (I believe that the bridges, which often seem to emerge from and lead to nowhere, actually gentle the sometimes precipitous slopes of Stockholm's hills.)

Both bridges lead somewhere. Scout's honor.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Wookin' pa nub

When J lamented this morning (well, actually afternoon, but a hall party and ensuing fire alarm kept us up late) that not many people are reading, enjoying, and therefore commenting on our blog, I mentioned that he might want to change the permission for commenting so that everyone can comment. We now have a democratic commenting system where anyone who wants to get upon their soap-box may do so. Please, go forth and comment!

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

More booze than cruise

One of the great things about being an exchange student (well, OK, married to an exchange student) is that you get invited to participate in events and outings organized to introduce foreigners to Swedish culture--or at least to introduce the foreigners to one another. Having already enjoyed ourselves quite thoroughly at one such event, we fearlessly signed up for the latest dose of good, honest, Swedish fun.

We spent the weekend of 3-4 February 2007 aboard the Cinderella, the pride and joy of the Viking Line. The cruise line's website informs you exactly why you'll have the time of your life aboard the Cinderella:

The Cinderella of the Baltic Sea is Viking Line's largest and most gorgeous ship. A few astonishing details are worth mentioning: the panoramic elevator, the three-storey nightclub and the funny Wonderland for children.
"Astonishing" may be pushing a bit hard, but we get the point.
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Without a doubt bigger than a breadbox.

But the real pride and joy, not to mention profit center, of the Cinderella is its onboard tax-free store. And the most popular items are--you guessed it--booze and tobacco. And booze. Did I mention that the Swedes bring tons of luggage aboard (remember, it's only an overnight cruise) simply so that they can pack it with booze? I suppose this is why they put wheels on luggage, at least in Scandinavia.

And the whole "most gorgeous" thing is rather bombastic. The truth of the matter is that the entire ship is designed to squeeze aboard as many suckers--er, guests--as possible. Check out the diagram below, again courtesy of Viking Line's website. I enlarged as best I could without pixelating everything. Notice what's inside those little red circles? That's right: beds. Notice what the beds are below? That's right: parking.
Viking Beds Under Parking
Sleep beneath your Jeep for a mere €92 per night.

So anyways, a typical cruise evening runs like this (and observe how many times your author is forced to use the word cram): (1) Everyone crams aboard. (2) Everyone crams into the tax-free shop in order to buy booze. (3) Everyone crams into his/her/his friend's/her friend's cabin in order to drink in relative privacy for a while. I qualify the privacy as "relative" since the Swedes evidently endorse an open door policy while on board.
Booze Cruise Trousers Down
Such cruises provide a venue for average Joe Swedes to let down their hair, their infamous reserve, and their trousers (thanks to SG for the photo).

(4) After getting a bit tipsy, everyone crams into the aforementioned "three-storey nightclub" in order to watch bands which were one-hit wonders a decade ago lip-synch that one hit. When I say "lip-synch," I mean that they didn't even pretend to play their instruments. And when I say that "everyone crammed in," I mean everyone. Remember that "funny Wonderland for children" mentioned in the sales literature? Well, there were plenty of kids aboard the ship; plenty of kids all over the place, in fact--even in the nightclub.
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The kid's obviously grooving with one of the three wise monkeys, but a three-storey nightclub on board a Swedish booze cruise seems a rather unlikely spot to find the other two.

(5) As you might imagine, it's pretty much all downhill from here. I'd heard the phrase "stumbling drunk" before, but it had always seemed more hyperbolic than honest. During the course of that night, however, I finally found several occasions to use it in all candor and discretion. Stolid Swedes behaving (very) badly--rather astonishing. Even more astonishing, however, was the comment I received from a Swedish friend to whom I remarked that Swedes on a cruise were really quite something to watch. She replied something to the effect of, "Well, this is actually rather tame. At least there are no Finns on board."

The evening wound down eventually. We even slept a bit. Next morning, we braved "le buffet questionable," as our French friends christened it. Imagine stale muffins and 19-hour old shrimp salads. Questionable, indeed.

After lunch, we went to watch the karaoke finals in the (you guessed it) three-storey nightclub. Oh yeah, baby! There's something about watching dorky Swedes perform such classics as "Ice, Ice, Baby in the style of Vanilla Ice" (seriously, does anyone know of any other style for this song?), which just sends you straight back to the good old days.

You know, the days when you didn't know how much dignity you had to lose?

Despite the surreality, we did manage to catch a glimpse of the Swedish countryside. Well actually, actually the Swedish oceanside, but who's counting? Desolate, steep, and inaccessible, the Swedish coast hints at deep reserves of courage and determination in the Swedish character.
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Certain Swedish dialects have no word for driveway.

Our voyage ended, as we pulled back into Stockholm, on two lovely little grace-notes. No less surreal than the rest of the trip, but decidedly more quixotic. First, we got some good advice from an oil tanker (click to enlarge the photo):
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Good advice. Especially on a frickin' oil tanker.

And finally, we saw an instance where some impish soul had managed to bring to life the vision of a striking similarity which would have otherwise been impossible to see. Notice the two smaller cranes on the left-hand side of this abandoned shipyard, which lies on the outskirts of Stockholm (again, click to enlarge).
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Once they've been painted that way, they do kind of look like giraffes.

Monday, February 05, 2007

C'est SO Paris!

JS-R, one of our French friends here in Stockholm, turns us onto a website where you can learn French without learning French. Sound impossible? It's not, but it does require a willingness to look at photos on the internet and a well-developed scowl.

Didn't your mother ever warn you that your face might freeze that way?

You may not have known, but there is a very important and very expressive library of specific gestures in French. You can learn all about them over at C'est so Paris !

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Trip to the Kungliga Balette to see Tristan

It always seems to surprise people to some degree that I love ballet. Not that there's anything wrong with that... Perhaps I just give off a strong non-ballet vibe?

In any case, my wonderful wife H knows that I love ballet, so she had tickets to the Kungliga Baletten (Swedish Royal Ballet) waiting for me when I arrived in Stockholm. On Friday 2 Feb. 2007, we went to see Tristan. The music is drawn directly from Wagner's Tristan und Isolde, but the overall piece is greatly shortened for ballet. Legs tire more quickly than lungs.

The Operahuset (Opera House) is one of Stockholm's architectural treasures, so I was doubly delighted to go. For the most part, I didn't even try to photograph the building, since I'm certain others have already done the job equipped with better training and a better camera. I did, however, note that H had done a particularly good job of choosing our seats. Notice which section she selected for us:

H raises the Nerdy--er, Nedre--Raden roof.

When I first saw the sign, I thought it couldn't possibly be real. We were going to sit in the Nerd-e (i.e., Nerdy) section!? Well, it wasn't true, because it was the Nedre section after all. It was a silly mistake, too, because while nerd has its own, special meaning in English, its phonetic cousin nedre raden evidently means something quite different in Swedish--something along the lines of, "considerably higher than your average mizzen-mast." At least we had a great view of the chandelier.

How ceiling frescoes see the world.

But I digress. H and I both thought that Act II was far superior to Act I. Indeed, at the very end of the piece, H turned to me and enthused, "J, that was so beautiful!" At first I was touched, since it was obviously the first time H had actually been genuinely moved by a dance performance. Then I was deeply flattered, since, if this was H's first real experience of ballet, she's shown a lot of forbearance by accompanying her nutty husband to so many dance performances from which she's gotten essentially nothing. She's a quite a woman, my wife is.

Though we didn't know it when we arrived at the Operahuset that evening, we were in for a very special episode of the Kungliga Baletten. One of the troop's best and most loyal performers, Göran Svalberg by name, who apparently got his start with the Stockholm more than 20 years ago (1985!), was being fêted by his peers, presumably upon his imminent retirement. (We don’t speak Swedish, so who knows.)

Göran's the man in the skirt up in front--no, no--the other man in a skirt.

Let me emphasize how delighted we were to be able to enjoy a series of appreciative speeches--about someone we'd never heard of--for almost an hour--in Swedish. I used to think that the Swedish Chef on the Muppet Show was an unfair (if funny) joke at the Swedes' expense. I can now state with perfect certainty that, for Anglophones at least, Swedish really does start to sound like bork-a-bork-a-bork once you stop trying to understand it and just let the language wash over you.

We did our ambassadorly duty, however, and applauded Mr. Svalberg as I’m sure he deserves. Like H, I thought that Act II of the ballet was moving, so I was delighted to have attended. The cherry on top of our wonderful evening out, however, presented itself in an unexpected form. For reasons which passeth our paltry understanding (and yet tickle our overactive imaginations), the current administration of the Operahuset has installed a large, wavy, steel playground slide right in the middle of the entry's grand stair.

A fireman's pole was discussed, but ultimately dismissed as "lacking in dignity."

Naturally, having in all likelihood paid an unconscionable sum of money to see this deliciously incongruous device installed, the administration then proceeds to rope it off, so that no one can enjoy it. Either they have liability issues (I'll admit this seems the most likely scenario, even though everyone knows that even the clumsy kids can use the slide) or they're saving themselves for that one special night. Either way the whole roping off thing comes off a bit prudish. We almost jumped the rope and slid down, but we have tickets for another ballet in a few weeks, and we didn't want to earn reputations as scuffers of the opera house slide. Perhaps, however, a day or two before we depart...

Empanadas Argentinas

Outside of our quests for mysterious objects and international jesting, we also do everyday things like go to parties in the kitchen. Whilst the everyday let's-go-drink-in-the-kitchen party doesn't pique my interest, when I received an invitation from an Argentinian colleague to accompany he, his lady-love, and our fellow classmate in the preparation and consumption of her best empanadas, I was the first to r.s.v.p.

Look deeply into my empanadas...

Given that the average exchange student here is an active 24-year-old male, 132 empanadas were not too many for us. Nor were the bottles upon bottles of wine, beer, and other potables which arrived only to be quickly consumed. As with so many international affairs, one thing led to another. The balance of power shifted that night, at least temporarily, when the combined weight of 24 fried empanadas toppled the American guys from their reign as Texas Hold 'Em Terrors, and the French ascended to the throne. (We learned later that the French failed to hold onto their position as poker's top dogs, but that doesn't surprise us, since anything's possible when 132 empanadas are about.)

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Stockholm: The Musical -- complete with dancing meatball interlude

I'm of the opinion that municipalities ought to promote themselves to a certain extent. A certain competitiveness between cities tends to encourage policies which yield a higher quality of life for residents. But like so many things in life, such self-promotion can go too far.

And so I give you, the incredible, indelible, slightly customizable Stockholm: The Musical. Don't be shy. Treat yourself to the thrill of Swedes embarrassing themselves just for you. They even mention your name--yes, your personal name--in the musical (so long as your name merits inclusion on their approved list).

Swedish tradition has it that meatballs which lack rhythm--and legs--are inferior.

No, I'm not kidding about the dancing meatballs. (They're a tad lass than halfway through.) And yes, the rest of the musical is equally surreal. At one point our charismatic leading self-demeaner insists: "We love to kiss your ass wherever we go!" Once again: no, I'm not kidding. A must see.